Humans & E.B.E.’s

By | TERRY JACK RUSSELL | As so called human technology, which is on an ever increasing trajectory into the unknown (so the theory goes) will lead to the conclusion of this mess called modern civilization as we know it, and there will be total domination of humanoids in this biosphere, as rumored by informed sources. They clearly state: “all carbon based life forms will be under the metal boot(s) of these silicon cyber life forces.” We, all have to think how we got there and why? Don’t look at me because I really don’t have a clue. | I am writing this story for cyber bones and biscuits. | Well doggies, the brainiac’s of that era thought that it would be really cool to use technology as a controlling force to bring humanity under total domination. And subjugate their life force|s| into a fractured realities were they can be more easily controlled by a few. Yes, indeed, a master race of E.B.E.’s who think that their “SHIT don’t STINK” | they say it does not | as stated by Hands 167 more than once or twice. He has contempt for these “ASSHOLES” as he calls them because they always try to take cell samples of Hands 167 Clan’s Glutei Maximi and usually at the wrong time when their busy with information gathering.

“Well according to Hands 167, the E.B.E.’s said that they created the humanoid life form and should be free to control their creation as necessary.” He continues “the E.B.E’s have been on Terra Firma for along while, eons before the dinosaurs lived here.” They point to the petroglyphs all around the world which show their activities and ships. Like their light wave form ships with holes in the center, which clearly is some kind of donut ship. The rumor around the coffee pot is that: Archaeologist from the beginning of time have theorize that E.B.E.’s, as they are known in that circle of influence, could possible be our progenitors. They, | the E.B.E.’s | are intensively involved with creating and upgrading human kind | to improve the stock for a more nutritious food supply | to a higher level of being and redesigning their vessels to be more robust to the planetary environmental changes which are natural to this biosphere. Of course, the Archaeologist are very cautious about their theories of evolution. Many if not all are leary to state these privately discussed theories in a pubic setting. This fear is mainly, due to the fact that they could lose their meal ticket and be thrown off the fast moving gravy train which the Tax Mules so graciously provide These theories could and would cause the Darwinians to have a bad hair day and mess up their hair or possibly go bald from pulling it out.

The way Hands 167 looks at human science is more like conjecture than actual fact. The Academicians create these crazy theories and if they can get a majority to believe their theories then it becomes fact. He is amused when an opposing theory or theories are presented to the high Priest or Priestess of Academia for peer review most likely they are not heard on dismissed as conspiracy theories, when in fact the opposing opinions are usually more on the money than their theories are. He laughs when the usual response “I went to | The Goddess of | COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY, damn it and where did you go?” “UM, I gratuaed eight grade from Hillbilly High, in Hillbilly Hills, you know the right turn at the “Y” on the road from Columbia.” You see, this kind of talk is so funny to Hands 167 and the Other clan members, because it simply is.

Now, it should be obvious to the casual observer why the E.B.E.’s feel that humanity needs a reboot and a boot in the ass to sanity from the insane mess they have created for all of the critters in the biosphere | or to some a biotrangle, held up by Gammera so be very careful you don’t fall off | to endure. Some folks would argue that we were created by the divine creator or creators is more to the point. Well the story goes kinda like this as Hands 167 begins to relate the creation story from his view on history. “In that day the creators terraformed the earth after they moved it into the correct mathematical calculated zone from the sun. They said let the light be the lite and the night be the nite and the moon to be kinda like a night time sun so, it was. They began to create all manners of herbs, fish and critters under our beautiful SUN. So, after that they let it spin for a while so that all their good works could grow and flourish, or simply be fruitful and multiply! After the earth was mature enough they introduced human kind to the mix. The first or the 0.5’s were kinda like cave guys and gals who were o.k., but not what they really wanted in the human form. So, Hands 167 continues, “the Creators decided to be bold and create 1.0’s, which would be an up grade with more FREE WILL, FREE THOUGH, FREE SPEECH and so on by DESIGN. The major problem with all this free stuff is that some get greedy and rebellious and of course, hubris. The Creators became so discussed with human kind that they abandoned the project all together and moved on to other more interesting projects.

The E.B.E.’s were scooting around the cosmos as they usually do, and quite by accident found Terra Firma, which shown like a blue marble in the Milky Way Galaxy. And it was located in a solar system with great potential to boot. After, observing for a while they decided to land with a survey party and check it out. Well, it was populated with humanoids type beings who were always at war with each other. The cave people verses the more advance humanoids or simply the 0.5″s verses the 1.0″s. Well the E.B.E’s were happy to find such a good source of food because they are basically psychic vampires. Evil to the core, right off the bat they began to plan how to farm and shear the sheep people to maximize their food output. It is a known fact by most E.B.E. races that psychic energy can be maximized to peak production levels if F.U.D. | fear, uncertainty, doubt | farming methods are implemented within the herd. F.U.D. farming methods sounds like Alien husbandry or something similar, and it is. Hands 167 continues, “so the E.B.E.’s did a group think, I think, and came up with the idea to create something they call religion to keep the hoards divided and to continue the wars and rumors of wars going so, that human kind will always be divided and clan will be against clan so they can harvest the life force energy from those delicious human beings. Human life force energy is a lot more delicious than plain Jane animal life force energy. Any who, being the SMART ASSES that they are decided to create a whole bunch of religions to really maximize their food out put and to be their gods to boot. Like some humans they have the god complex and think that the the Terra Firma would not rotate with out them. It is so “easy peezy” to farm the herd because humans are really dumb mammals who follow the herd. They give up their sovereignty for a few trinkets and will do what they are told as long the E.B.E.’s can make them think that it is their idea|s| that are so cool and hip and kinda radical especially the younger ones.

The E.B.E’s are also deeply involved in propaganda of all sorts: electronic, print, billboards, movies, music, and etcetra-um. A day does not go by on Terra Firma that they do not leverage propaganda in all its forms to indoctrinate the masses to group think their agenda|s|. It is very clear to all those who can read between the lines of any media type, that they are the purveyors of severe mind control in our biosphere. They control almost every venue of mind control, which is estimated to be approximately 98.25% of all media in our biosphere. Some unconfirmed expert|s|, theory Academicians, theorize that they have infiltrated all institutions of everything. | and they do mean everything | Hands 167 continues, “their main objective of their activities is to divide and conquer. The by product of all this suffering is to absorb the “LIFE FORCE ENERGY” of all mammals especially humans as stated above have the most delicious tasting “LIFE FORCE ENERGY.” It is very obvious to those that have eyes to see and ears to hear that, the F.U.D. farming method is the most time tested and productive way to farm mammal populations for maximum energy output. The Theory Academicians, at this time are not sure what happens to the excess energy produce. Some theorize that it freeze-dried or maybe canned in #10 cans for future consumption, perhaps we will never know because the food really does not need to know anything. Maybe, just maybe, that is why there is so much secrecy in our biosphere. | Please read Early Worm Infestation | By JOJO REPORTED LEE | Datter Tatter Tomatter and Hands 167 have contributed to his story |

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