Friend Called Cat

By | TEDDY JOHN BEARE | My friend who was a cat was friendly and I miss his so. He moved on to the outer dimension’s of life and has a high freqency light body in the forth dimension. Like all carbon based biology he transcended when he was hit by a car on a very busy street. When the morning sun rose and the other cats were eating breakfast, he was not there. We all wonder why he had not arrived, with his friendly self. As the day progressed; the sun was positioned around noon, he was discovered by the street curb. His lifeless stiff body was stretched out due south without pain or suffering.

“Why ‘O’ why, did he try to cross the street? I told him countless times to stay out of the street and be happy, healthy and alive.” Like most carbon based organisms he had a hard noggin and your not going to tell me what to do essence about him. Why did he not listen to his Mom and Dad when he was a kitten. They tried to teach him about the natural world and especially life in the urban jungle. Cat was happy intelligent kitten and a good mouser too, with beautiful fur markings. Such a violent end to a bright and expansive future, he could have owned the world. His Mom and Dad are very sad and heart broken that he has passed. The family of many siblings, Aunts, Uncles, especially Grand Mom and Grand Dad are devastated by the news. You see, that cats have feelings too. They are like most other mammals who hide their feeling from everyone. This is obvious to Us when we look in their eyes and see the deep vastness of feeling and emotion especially when meowing and purring.

When yelling that them for messing up your home. When your at work and come home to a diaster like mitotic cell division of your home and they scatted your stuff like chromosomes every where. You will really see the raw pure emotional feelings breaking out of their noggins while you are chasing them with a broom and they run under the bed where you can not reach them. While hissing and growling at you the cats wonder what is wrong, “are you insane?” “Of course, we did not do anything wrong.” “Why are you chasing and yelling at Us.?” “We are hungry?” “Please shut up and give us some shreds, Thank You.” “After all you were created to serve us, not the other way around.” “Did you read the memo?”

Well, the rumors abound that, Mrs Gossipy Goat heard from a friend who said that she over heard two people talking in whispers at the park: that Mr. Cat was still alive and kicking. So, the story continued with the rumors that Mr. Cat was allegedly CLONE-D and has just been released from the Veterinarian Memorial Hospital in a far off city. Naturally, they went straight to his Mom and Dad with this great information. His Mom and Dad, explained that when he was born we took cell samples at the Veterinarian Memorial Hospital because, “Our family go through, our nine lives really fast.” “We heard on TV that cats who are CLONE-D can live much longer than nine lives. I don’t remember which program it was but, they had a pig named Arnold and he is reportedly over 100 years old. He looked real young too. It has been a while back so the name is “Green Acres” or something. We love to watch as kittens. Mom would bring Us fresh mice from the barn for dinner on that special night of the week. Our human friends also loved to watch and everyone would laugh at real fun clean comedy. We were thankful that Our human friends like it because, we did not know how to turn the TV on and find the channel. Can we go back in time to capture that essence of life again? Maybe, when we transition to the forth dimension and enter into the worm hole of eternal life.”

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