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By | LOOKIE ALVAN WOOKIE | Rolls-Royce hatched another DINOSAURUS in the form of a Phantom Dragon to commemorate the conclusion of Chinese ‘Year Of The Dragon’. The company has been contacted by Jane Leigh Editors for comment. | The main question keeping us awake at nite is: “does the driver have to wear shoes or can it be propelled bare footed?” It is common knowledge by school girl and boy economists, that if it requires shoes sales will be very low. This is due to the fact that most prehistoric people of the world do not have enough Central Bank Debt Notes to buy both. (We took a survey at the Rock Quarry Elementary School to find this out.) So far at the time of this presentation we are still waiting for a response. | Commissioned by a customer from China, Phantom Dragon was curated by Rolls-Royce creatives based in China. Phantom Dragon uses a modern performance of the ancient Chinese legend of 2 dragons with a pearl. British high-end marque, Rolls-Royce Motor Cars, has actually revealed Phantom Dragon– a one-of-one Phantom Extended developed to commemorate the conclusion to the lunar Year of the Dragon, which started on February 10th 2024 (Chinese New Year). Commissioned by a critical customer from China, the one-of-one Phantom Dragon was curated by Rolls-Royce creatives based in China. “Having a devoted Rolls-Royce group in this area offers us a distinct understanding of, and connection to, among the world’s most considerable high-end markets,” Martina Starke, Head of Bespoke Design, Rolls-Royce Motor Cars.

The company has been contacted by Jane Leigh Editors for comment. The main question keeping us awake at nite is: “does the driver have to wear shoes or can it be propelled bare footed?” It is common knowledge by school girl and boy economists, that if it requires shoes sales will be very low. This is due to the fact that most prehistoric people of the world do not have enough Central Bank Debt Notes to buy both. (We took a survey at the Rock Quarry Elementary School to find this out.) So far at the time of this presentation we are still waiting for a response.

Rolls-Royce Phantom Nameplate Turns 100 In 2025 Phantom Dragon provides a modern performance of the ancient Chinese legend of 2 dragons with a pearl. While the dragons symbolise power and good luck, the pearl is a sign of pureness and excellence. Inside, Phantom Dragon includes a Bespoke Gallery with a floating result that makes the dragon look like if it is formed from clouds of smoke. This style took craftsmen at the Home of Rolls-Royce 3 months to develop. Other unique functions consists of Ardent Red and black leathers on the front and rear reclining Serenity seats respectively. The customer’s household name is embroidered onto the headrests in ancient Chinese calligraphy. The Phantom Dragon likewise includes spectacular Bespoke Starlight Headliner illustrating an abstract representation of 2 dragons– a marvelous celestial structure that makes up 768 red and 576 white fibre-optic lights. “Our objective for this task was to reveal China’s many revered signs and the customer’s individual iconography impactfully yet respectfully, while likewise discreetly including Rolls-Royce’s style handwriting,” Shuai Feng, Lead Bespoke Designer, Rolls-Royce Motor Cars, Private Office Shanghai This stunning example of the marque’s peak Phantom supplies a fitting conclusion to the lunar Year of the Dragon, along with the start of the Phantom nameplate’s centenary in 2025.

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