Hootie Tootie Who

By | RING ANNE DING | As I was, flying through the enchanted forest of the REALM HOOTIE TOOTIE WHO and before me was the most intriguing metal bird, and owl to be exact. The owl who could talk to me in a metallic sounding language and had a very distinct voice. It look like bronze in appearance, and was covered with small wheels and gears like old time clocks and watches. My name is, “Hootie Tootie Who”, I am a local in this realm. My friends and family were forced to leave because they would not use the Ain’t and Can’t Twins names in our public jungles. They were forced to use it or loose it and became vagabonds of their own destiny. We have few visitors. Of course, there are the occasional Grey E.B.E.’s who were looking for a booty call abductions to take cell samples. (Rumor has it, all one need to do is show them the air hose and they really get scared. It has been noted by scholars, that during ancient times, with and additional 25 lbs. more psi of air will make their heads explode. And their epidermal exoskeleton splatters everywhere they scoot in a hurry back to their Light Wave Ships and scram.)

I have heard rumors by respectable sources that humans have very similar Travel Stops. The source continues “that it was increasingly difficult to find good help and the food was marginal and the hoots were getting smaller and flatter.” And it has to be noted here that some were packing their hoots with a gelatinous material which is similar to the OTHERS GROWTH MEDIUM, since we are naturalist we insist that only the naturals be used in our realm. Of course, this is all up to conjecture and we have received no data to be analyzed by our Theory Academicians, at the time of this presentation.

So, Ring Anne Ding, “please call me Anne, because people think I am a bobble headed blond or something like that.” Ok, Anne in fact you are what I have been looking for. To get more visitors into our realm. I though that a Travel Stop would attract many to visit Us. I was thinking about the name “HOOTIE TITTIE WHO”. That name would bring a lot of male visitors in to view living natural biological art forms and bare form artists who like to paint them, we could talk about our feelings and the stresses of life. We could group think many solutions to the problems of humanity. We could have Hootie Cages swinging from the ceiling with natural art forms moving and grooving. Maybe, just maybe, we could repopulate our realm with folks who ain’t afraid to use the Ain’t and Can’t Twins names in our public jungles.

The last Peer Review Paper I read on this subject was that the scholars were divided into two camps of the Ain’ts and the Can’ts. The majority of Scientist who wear white lab coats in our survey, were in agreement with Our findings but, agreed more study was needed to bring it to theory status. A theory that, The Theory Academicians could not pick apart. This hotly debated and divisive issue brings out raw animalistic emotions which can be explosive at times and can effects all of OUR REALMS.

We have heard rumors from our sources that two people were whispering that they over heard some officials talking about this article and can confirm that this story has the possible approval of two presidential personalities. If you can’t read just skip to the film and watch living “NATURAL ART FORMS in MOTION!” Be kind to critters, PLEASE don’t choke the CHICKENS or hurt the ROOSTERS!

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